Total Medals Earned: 44 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 655 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/75 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/225 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Medals Earned: 3/14 (100/805 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/215 points)
Life after death
Defeat the final boss.
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reach level 8
Reach level 15
Reach Level 22
Reach Level 29
Complete all 35 levels.
Screw up in level 5
Do what the title says
Manage to trap yourself
Find the troll face
Start a rave party
You'll know it when you see it
Grow a mustache
Somehow die in the menu
Jump 100 times in the tutorial level
Find the secret cape
Find the cure for your disease
Be faster than the elevator
Beat the first boss.
Beat the second boss.
Beat Classic mode.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with at least $100B left.
Your very first bronze!
Your very first silver!
Your very first gold!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Complete ONE THIRD of the original levels.
Beat the Star Move for ONE THIRD of the original levels.
Complete TWO THIRDS of the original levels.
Share this mind-bending space-rending life-ending game with your enemies.
Beat the Star Move for 10 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Win 10 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Beat the Star Move for TWO THIRDS of the original levels.
Beat the Star Move for 20 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Win 20 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Complete ALL of the original levels.
Beat the Star Move for ALL of the original levels.
Win 30 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Beat the Star Move for 30 GapWorld levels created by other players.
Fail 20 times
Dodge 20 medium high obstacles
Jump 20 medium ground obstacles
Dodge 20 small high obstacles
Jump 20 small ground obstacles
Jump 20 hoplites
Kill 20 farmers
Block 20 volleys of arrows
Dodge 20 large high obstacles
Jump 20 large ground obstacles
Block 20 duelists
Dodge 10 rider attacks
Dodge 20 volleys of arrows
Unlock all armor
Outrun 10 riders
Survive 5 minutes in Pursuit
Complete Story mode
Survive 5 minutes in Survival
Complete hardcore mode
Unlock all game modes
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
